The Dick Parking Game

Fun Way for Retail Workers to Get Back at Everyone

giornale :: Saturday, December 19 2009

[PHOTOS TO COME I've requested them.] That person who parks handicapped you know isn't. That person who takes two spaces that just shouldn't own an SUV. That person who thinks they're so privileged, they park in front of the door to the store for "just a minute", but it's an hour in everyone else's world. Like, the real one. Now get even. I came to work today after two days off sick to find the manager's car with one... MORE >>

Fwix for Twits

Almost More Annoying than Fox News

rants :: Saturday, December 5 2009

I said ALMOST: at least the news stories aren't fabricated by liars and delivered by narcissists without a journalism degree. I took RealStory away as my homepage for posting way too many useless stories all of a sudden, but I'm bored right now, and haven't kept up on world and national events. It often hits stories others miss, or choose to axe without giving it a chance, at all. Some of the axe is good shit. Like... MORE >>

Best Laugh of the Day

and also my January artist

musings :: Tuesday, November 24 2009

Okay, one of the hats I'm still trying to pass at my art store is booking "The Green Wall Gallery", which is an art space. The guy I booked first half of January which I have generically scribbled as abstract landscapes calls me with this video pitch. THIS MADE MY DAY. He explains he's starting to do humorous art video how-tos, and can he do it live in the store and record it? Sounds interesting, I'm like, "Sure, why... MORE >>

Austin Officer Declared Hero for Waking Residents

snarko! unaware of guns; hears sirens

giornale :: Sunday, November 9 2008

AUSTIN TEXAS: Sirens were heard at 4AM by most of the still-hearing population of the 2-3 for nearly an hour, according to reports, on November 6, in an attempt to chase down the remaining two thugs responsible for the shooting at the same location the night before. "We're not sure if they're stupid enough to return to the scene of the crime or not, " said now-declared-hero, whose name has still not been disclosed by... MORE >>

He is the Man We Need to Leave...

snarko! official commentary on Vice Presidental debate

politics :: Friday, October 3 2008

I really, really, really tried... I'm talking an hour? I think? Okay, officially 58 minutes for those types out there--to officially call into C-Span on any number necessary*. Wait, I'm a junkie, so I'm STILL hitting redial while doing this post*. THE 100% SILLIES, FIRST The completely idiotic points someone's gonna talk about tomorrow, which are completely useless and have nothing to do with fucking anything, except... MORE >>